Things that get said in the pickup: The thing about shaving...
Not quite coffee on the couch, but it was a Sunday morning and we were bumping our way into town for a quick stop at Sylvia's house: "Can you add some soda for Noah on your grocery list today?" "Yup." "We need to remember to cut my hair today too." "If you come up with anything else you're going to need to make a list." Pause for about a minute of quiet "I need to shave today too." "That's it, that's three, you need to write it down." "What? It's two things? "Nope, three. Grocery list, haircut and shave." "Yeah but I passed off groceries to you so that doesn't count." "You need me for the haircut too, so now my list has two things, am I shaving your face too?" "Oh my God, THAT would not go well!" "Hey! I'd just need you to tell me if I'm move the razor up or down. I'd be fine." "I mean I sure you COULD do it, but we may end u...